Tired of the onslaught of shit music coming from the speakers in the car next to you? "Awards" shows which praise some of the very worst music ever produced? "Music Television" programs that don't even play music anymore?! I have something that will help. After a very long break, my new mix is here! This is the first cassette tape mix I've done since '98 or so, and I'm pretty excited about it. "Hear Me Oh Demons!" is over 50 minutes of my favorite Soul 45s, with a couple of Reggae and Boogaloo tunes thrown in for good measure. Each tape has been hand painted and comes in the snazzy packaging shown here. Inside, I've included a custom demonic incantation which is 90% guaranteed to call the Dark Lords into action against the false music idols who currently rule the airwaves. Speaking the incantation while the mix is being played can cause such things as
- Lady Gaga to grow a mustache!
- Miley Cyrus to throw her back out twerking!
- One Direction to have bad hair days for 666 continuous days!
- and much, much, more! (also, these chicks should be harassed)
Right now this mix is exclusively available on cassette tape. I intend to have copies available at some local record shops - expect an update on locations soon (update: a few copies now at Greenpoint's own Co-Op 87!) But anyone can get a copy from me by mail. $6 for locals (store purchase or delivered in person), $8 to anywhere in the US by mail, and $12 to my overseas friends; all payable via Paypal. Email me at djmikecrash at gmail for more info. I have a strict no tracklist policy, so you'll have to trust me - you'll dig it the most! Included incantation will help you decode the tracklist should you desire. Happy Friday the 13th!